lets-go-lesbos: I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
damndimples: remember when harry was all jack willis and amercrombie sweats while dealing with a being naked addiction with his big curls and his stupid dimpled smile grinning like a fool singing isn’t she lovely while demanding you get out of his kitchen because he’s tired and it’s winter
sinkinginfidelity: if tumblr dies, I die. remember that yahoo if you wanna go to jail for murder.
poutyowl: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
mewtoot: i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
condamn: urbanfuck: are you made out of latex because condamn hello
lermoon: responsibilities? college? marriage? work? children? future life?
thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up. I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
rsapberry: the-fake-truth: inbecillus: an-idle-teen: inbecillus: I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship I love food but I don’t want to get fat I want money but dont want a job look it’s my entire life in a post
p-parad-i-s-e: consulting-violinist: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire...
indiavenne: Yahoo just bought tumblr killing myself tumblr is the next myspace
immiqrant: I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
the-random-blog-of-a-random-girl: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too ...
whoreisawhoreisawinchester: iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...